The Fancy Tacos at the Fancy Restaurant

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One day a very dumb taco named Taco was at school when he noticed there was going to be paparazzi at the school in two days. So when he got home he said
"I`m going to the Fancy Restaurant   so i can get a fancy tux." But before he left the fancy place the manager saw him and said "You are fancy."So he offered Taco a job to work for the fancy place. And he said yes. But then when he wanted to go to school for the paparazzi but when he was at school his boss said come to work now! So Taco went to work became a successful worker and the name of the restaurant changed to.The Fancy Tacos at the Fancy Restaurant . And they all lived Happily Ever After.

How To Make An Origami Canoe

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First, fold the two opposite corners of the square into the center.Next, unfold the corners and fold them in half the back into the center. Then, flip the paper over and repeat the steps. Now, you fold the triangles on the end down. Then, fold those two next triangles down and fold the two side points to the middle. Last, flip the whole thing over and push the middle down  into pocket on the bottom.

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        I don't know what to write about. All I know is that I am going to write words and make them into a story with no name. So words blah blah some other words. This is how the story went so far in Blah Blah Landvilletowncitystate. But little did they know it was about to change because later that day the name changed to Landvilletowncitycountystateriverbobblahville. The people in that land believed long strange names were very very very cool. I do not know what I will write next but so far I`d say I`m doing pretty good at writing this story. But they all lived happily ever after.                Just kidding about that.        But seriously
              THE END

How to Make An Origami Box

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Start out with a square piece of paper and fold all the corners into the center. Then unfold two triangles (both on opposite sides). And fold the other two side corners into the middle of the triangles> Then push the ends of the unfolded triangles into the center next to all of the other points and tape all ends of the triangles together. Or fold triangles underneath of each other.

Riddles

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Okay, 3 men are on a business trip and decide to say the night at a hotel. The man behind the counter charges them $30.00 (10 dollars each). When the men get to the room the man behind the counter remembers there is a discount that day. So he gives the bellboy 5 dollars to give to the men. But the bellboy knows he cannot split five dollars evenly so he pockets five and gives the three to the men. So each man paid 9 dollars 9x7=27. 27 plus the two dollars the bellboy has equals 29 dollars where is the other dollar?

A man is six foot tall in a twelve foot high building. There is four feet of water underneath of him. How does he reach the ceiling?

There is a man who lives at a hotel on the twentieth floor. But every time another person gets in the elevator with him he waits for the next one. Then he clicks on the 15^th floor button and walks the other five. Why does he do that?

Super Bowl XLV

The funniest 2 parts about the Super Bowl were when Christina Arguelera messed up while singing the National Anthem. She said "Gave proof through the night that our planes were still there." It was a big mistake. But it was halariousto see her mess up. And that the jets flew over the stadium when everybody was inside with the stadium cover on. They wasted lots of money on the jets. The most surprising thing was that Green Bay actually made it to the Super Bowl and got 2 interceptions and recovered 1 fumble.

Jacoby Ford

Jacoby Ford is the receiver for the Oakland Raiders.
At the NFL Combine, Ford recorded a 4.26 40-yard dash, the fastest of the 2010 class.
On April 24, Jacoby Ford was drafted by the Oakland Raiders in Round 4 with the 108th pick overall. He had 6 receptions for 148 yards and also returned a kickoff 94 yards for a touchdown against the Kansas City Chiefs on 11/7/10. This was his career best. Jacoby Ford was a pivotal weapon against the Chiefs recording 148 receiving yards, 47 yards of which was a play from Jason Campbell to set up Sebastian Janikowski for the 33 yard field goal to beat Kansas City 23-20 in overtime. For his spectacular play in week 9 against Kansas City, Ford was voted as the Pepsi NFL Rookie of the Week. Jacoby Ford was named the AFC Special Teams Player of the Month for November 2010. He had a 94-yard touchdown on a kickoff return against Kansas City and a 101-yard return for a score against Miami, the latter the third longest in club history. On December 26, Jacoby Ford returned the opening kickoff for 99 yards, going end-to-end in 11 seconds. Jacoby Ford also holds the Raiders record for the most kickoff returns for a touchdown in a season at 3.